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TEST DRIVE MEME

This game is revving to go, so we're going to start things off with a pre-opening TEST DRIVE MEME. This meme will be open up until the game opens properly, so please keep checking back with it and tag anyone who posts a little later. :)

TO START US OFF....

A. The mundane!

1) > You have discovered a portal to the meat dimension. Congratulations, you're at Chinese Diner Aiya! The rainy day challenge sure is difficult... But maybe this time you can make it.

2) > Every day's great at your Junes! You've run into each other at Junes! Maybe you're buying a Jack Frost Doll, or a magic set. Or maybe you're just getting groceries.

3) > Off to school you go. Class, quizzes, creepy teachers, clubs, and Social Linking ahoy!

4) > So you need some money to buy that Rise doll you saw at Junes, why not get a job? Frustrating co-workers, meeting people you may or may not recognize as customers. Get ready for the usual "I didn't know you worked here!" talk, because it's coming your way.

B. The extraordinary!

1) > You wake up on a mysterious train, and so has the person right next to you. You have no idea what train this is, where it's headed, or how you came to be there, and it seems like neither does your new friend. Why not chat about it?

2) > Your first venture inside the TV World. How does it go? How do you get there? And most importantly, who are you going with?

3) > There are three enemies! But holy shit this is your first fight, how are you going to handle this? Good thing you've got party members to help you out!

THERE ARE UNLIMITED SCENARIO POSSIBILITIES... If you have any other in mind that you want to play out, please go ahead and do so.

Please keep in mind that since this meme is set in the world of Caligo, you may use your threads here as the Caligo-specific samples needed in the app. And most importantly, have fun!!

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[ It is a word with 12858051967633865 synonyms.

Also good God the things you are saying are so not things which are things. ]

I don't want to be called inexperienced by you, Kumagawa-san. Besides, at least I don't think we should just sit around waiting.

[

]

[Bloo bloo are you upset Cookie-chan don't make that face.

Kumagawa gives him that look, the one from middle school he used whenever Destroyer-kun said something kind of dumb but in an endearing way, like, "if the Student Council President says so, it must be true."]

「Kouki-chan.」

「We're on a train. Sitting and waiting is the point.」

[God don't make him get up uuugh.]

[ Oh is that an actual Middle School reference? Good show. ]

That's the point when you're on a train by choice, certainly.

[ Sign... ]

Let's hope the rest of the journey doesn't take too long.

[ Is what he says as he decides to not wander around. Who knows what kind of trouble you'll get into if you don't have Special supervision. ]

[Yeah, I thought it was appropriate.]

「If you're too restless, we could play a game.」

[Because Kumagawa is never the restless one, ever. He has never been restless in his entire life. Guess what shitty pocket games (with pieces missing, Minus life) he has ...in his pockets.]

[ As long as one of those games doesn't happen to be Bloody Seven then it can't be that bad, can it? ]

What kind of game?

[ Not that he's too restless. That's childish and something that you do.

He's the fussy one, remember? ]

[He is a bit fussy.

Anyway, Kumagawa likes to spend most of his money on mangas and porn (both, sometimes), so his remaining funds are always Just Not Enough for something actually useful to own.

But he has to buy something anyway, because he's incapable of savings. What I'm saying is he holds up a finger to make restless-kun wait, then produces some shitty fishing game, still in the box.

He must have hit up the cheap bullshit store before blacking out to get on this train, okay? He probably has the receipt, if Akune wants it.]

「This kind.」

[ Remember when he spent all his money on porn but cries when girls touch him?

Anyway, Akune was honestly expecting something a bit more Mind Game like. Excuse his mild surprise, but he'll take some shitty fishing game over that.

Also no he doesn't want the receipt. Keep it in case a conductor comes to check tickets. ]

Why do you have that game with you?

[Wow, don't make fun of him? Rude.

And come on, what kind of mind games he is supposed to fit in his pockets? Those are more expensive. He is on a budget here.

Akune, you can't just ask people why they carry weird games around!!]

「...」

「I thought it would make you happy?」 [This might actually have some sincerity, except it's not an overly complex card game designed by some dude in a funny robe, so then again, maybe not. Do with it what you will, you're playing fishing with him.]

「Which color fishing rod do you want?」

Oh...

[ That's almost kind of sweet actually. If there's any truth in it, that is. ]

The colour of the fishing rod doesn't reely matter. [ He smiles. ] I'll take the green one.

[ As if that was really a question that wasn't already answered. ]

[Kumagawa loves you too, Cookie.

God, don't pun. He hands over the appropriate shitty plastic piece despite your puns.]

「You know how to play, right?」

[Because it's so hard.]

[ He nods. Kouki knows how to play a variety of shitty board games. ]

Of course. Do you?

[ That is a joke. Also he wonders if you and the rest of the Minus kids sit around and play shitty games when you're not at karaoke or ruining someone's life. ]

[Maybe they do!! Who are you to judge.]

「Of course! Let's begin--oops.」

[Really who didn't expect him to spill plastic fish everywhere. That was bound to happen as soon as possible.]

[ This is where the canned laughter would play if Medaka Box was a sitcom instead of a shitty romcom. ]

...oops indeed.

[ Let Mister Special help you pick those up. Although that implies that you'll do anything other than sit there and let him pick them all up. ]

You should be more careful, Kumagawa-san. It'd be a shame if the pieces went missing so soon.

[These two are kind of a sitcom. Odd Couple etc.

Kumagawa does indeed just sit there and watch Akune pick everything up. At least he'll hold out the base piece for those fish to go back into. He's helping.]

「Keep that up, Kouki-chan, and you'll have to carry it for me.」

[Serious threats: carrying Kumagawa's dollar store crap around.]

[ Watching Akune put something back together must be like the opposite of Middle School.

Anyway - he understands this to be a threat. First he carries a shitty game, next a pile of manga, then a corpse or something.

It's a slippery slope. ]

I don't have enough room in my pockets, I'm afraid.

[A corpse! Please, he is past that phase.

Anyway once you've done that, Kumagawa shakes the whole thing a bit -- because Minus. He is just trying to be indicative or something, really.]

「Well, don't fool around, then. Let's play!」

Careful - your hypocrisy is showing.

[ Project Name: Hypocritical Hit.

Akune is so ready to play this shitty fishing game. But are you ready to handle his mad Special Skillz? ]

Ready when you are.

[ He even has his fishing rod ready to go. ~~Toe~~ God remember when the Student Council took this shit way too seriously? ]

「I can't help it, you know.」

[Fishing games are serious things, it's true.

Well, he supposes he'll go first, and sort of awkwardly take way too much time and effort getting this fish to join his Minus ranks. Aren't you glad he didn't pick chess or something that requires actual thought?]

[ You'd lose slightly less if a game required thought, to be fair. Can you even handle the grace and elegance of a Special playing a simple game?

Watch in awe - and contempt? - as he manages to hook a fish in a fraction of the time it took you to do so.

Fucking magnets etc. ]

[Okay, maybe. But do you really want a chess board full of screws?

Kumagawa will not be outdone by this Special fishing. Watch in vague exasperation as he pulls the most Minus pose he can accomplish while sitting here playing a plastic fishing game and lashes out in search of a fish!!

Then he has to do it again because the first time he wasn't looking and missed by like a foot.]

[ ahahahaha just how MINUS do you even have to BE to DO something like that........

Seriously though. Akune isn't sure if he's supposed to laugh or not. I mean he manages not to - mainly because he doesn't want a fishing game full of screws - but he has to smile at least.

Man. Remember when he was afraid of even standing near you? ]

That was a close one. Keep your eyes on the game, Kumagawa-san.

[ And then it's time for another effortless catch for Akune. ]

[Wow, how humiliating.]

「How humiliating!」 [But he doesn't really care, as expected of a Minus.

How do you even win this game... Kumagawa pauses a moment to look at it, as if he is deep in thought.]

「Ah... I forgot to wind it up.」

Are you sure you want to wind it up at all?

[ Because if it's not moving and you're terrible now...

...well, you know, you'll still be terrible when it does move.

But you can't just tell someone that they stink at children's games. Especially when they're Minus. That would be cruel and could lead to them breaking your head open. ]

Because the games already started, you know?

[Wow Cookie, rude...

Kumagawa gives him a look, then casually winds up the really serious fish game anyway. Look at them go, spinning around.]

「Kouki-chan, don't worry. I'm sure you'll keep your lead even if I do this.」

[Even though you are tied. I think? This game doesn't really have... rules... Or a score keeping system... Or a point.]

[ So basically when they both said they knew how to play...they were lying? ]

You never know. You're full of surprises.

[ Yup. Full of surprises and crazy. ]

Akune actually chooses to dress like that to be like the girl he loves. What is his life.

i guess that's why we had to be reminded, twice, that he is actually a man

And yet no one has reminded the readers of Kumagawa's age.

you mean 12?

No - I mean the appropriate senpai age for the rest of Class -13. Also good naito.

you mean 12.

Minus 12 maybe.

what if that were a real class

What if there was more than 5 Minus?

we'd have a greater than minuscule population of unpleasant freaks

A quick reminder that you are Shameless. Also this icon.

check out my error message icon

You switched usernames...maybe I should use chest for icons :Vc

maybe you should!!

You ran away to lunch sobbu.

look what i do for you

Oh my. I'm swooning over here.

the face i am making at this whole thread

I hope it is a nice face.

it certainly was

Oh good. I'm glad.

good....... >:V.....

Is that supposed to be tsun?

wow is it not good enough for you?????

I guess you could say it went tsunappreciated.