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meatdimension2012-01-13 08:29 pm
caelestis) wrote in meatdimension2012-01-13 08:29 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME
This game is revving to go, so we're going to start things off with a pre-opening TEST DRIVE MEME. This meme will be open up until the game opens properly, so please keep checking back with it and tag anyone who posts a little later. :)
TO START US OFF....
A. The mundane!
1) > You have discovered a portal to the meat dimension. Congratulations, you're at Chinese Diner Aiya! The rainy day challenge sure is difficult... But maybe this time you can make it.
2) > Every day's great at your Junes! You've run into each other at Junes! Maybe you're buying a Jack Frost Doll, or a magic set. Or maybe you're just getting groceries.
3) > Off to school you go. Class, quizzes, creepy teachers, clubs, and Social Linking ahoy!
4) > So you need some money to buy that Rise doll you saw at Junes, why not get a job? Frustrating co-workers, meeting people you may or may not recognize as customers. Get ready for the usual "I didn't know you worked here!" talk, because it's coming your way.
B. The extraordinary!
1) > You wake up on a mysterious train, and so has the person right next to you. You have no idea what train this is, where it's headed, or how you came to be there, and it seems like neither does your new friend. Why not chat about it?
2) > Your first venture inside the TV World. How does it go? How do you get there? And most importantly, who are you going with?
3) > There are three enemies! But holy shit this is your first fight, how are you going to handle this? Good thing you've got party members to help you out!
THERE ARE UNLIMITED SCENARIO POSSIBILITIES... If you have any other in mind that you want to play out, please go ahead and do so.
Please keep in mind that since this meme is set in the world of Caligo, you may use your threads here as the Caligo-specific samples needed in the app. And most importantly, have fun!!
we'd have a greater than minuscule population of unpleasant freaks
God, don't pun. He hands over the appropriate shitty plastic piece despite your puns.]
「You know how to play, right?」
[Because it's so hard.]
A quick reminder that you are Shameless. Also this icon.
Of course. Do you?
[ That is a joke. Also he wonders if you and the rest of the Minus kids sit around and play shitty games when you're not at karaoke or ruining someone's life. ]
check out my error message icon
「Of course! Let's begin--oops.」
[Really who didn't expect him to spill plastic fish everywhere. That was bound to happen as soon as possible.]
You switched usernames...maybe I should use chest for icons :Vc
...oops indeed.
[ Let Mister Special help you pick those up. Although that implies that you'll do anything other than sit there and let him pick them all up. ]
You should be more careful, Kumagawa-san. It'd be a shame if the pieces went missing so soon.
maybe you should!!
Kumagawa does indeed just sit there and watch Akune pick everything up. At least he'll hold out the base piece for those fish to go back into. He's helping.]
「Keep that up, Kouki-chan, and you'll have to carry it for me.」
[Serious threats: carrying Kumagawa's dollar store crap around.]
You ran away to lunch sobbu.
Anyway - he understands this to be a threat. First he carries a shitty game, next a pile of manga, then a corpse or something.
It's a slippery slope. ]
I don't have enough room in my pockets, I'm afraid.
look what i do for you
Anyway once you've done that, Kumagawa shakes the whole thing a bit -- because Minus. He is just trying to be indicative or something, really.]
「Well, don't fool around, then. Let's play!」
Oh my. I'm swooning over here.
[ Project Name: Hypocritical Hit.
Akune is so ready to play this shitty fishing game. But are you ready to handle his mad Special Skillz? ]
Ready when you are.
[ He even has his fishing rod ready to go.
ToeGod remember when the Student Council took this shit way too seriously? ]the face i am making at this whole thread
[Fishing games are serious things, it's true.
Well, he supposes he'll go first, and sort of awkwardly take way too much time and effort getting this fish to join his Minus ranks. Aren't you glad he didn't pick chess or something that requires actual thought?]
I hope it is a nice face.
Watch in awe - and contempt? - as he manages to hook a fish in a fraction of the time it took you to do so.
Fucking magnets etc. ]
it certainly was
Kumagawa will not be outdone by this Special fishing. Watch in vague exasperation as he pulls the most Minus pose he can accomplish while sitting here playing a plastic fishing game and lashes out in search of a fish!!
Then he has to do it again because the first time he wasn't looking and missed by like a foot.]
Oh good. I'm glad.
Seriously though. Akune isn't sure if he's supposed to laugh or not. I mean he manages not to - mainly because he doesn't want a fishing game full of screws - but he has to smile at least.
Man. Remember when he was afraid of even standing near you? ]
That was a close one. Keep your eyes on the game, Kumagawa-san.
[ And then it's time for another effortless catch for Akune. ]
good....... >:V.....
「How humiliating!」 [But he doesn't really care, as expected of a Minus.
How do you even win this game... Kumagawa pauses a moment to look at it, as if he is deep in thought.]
「Ah... I forgot to wind it up.」
Is that supposed to be tsun?
[ Because if it's not moving and you're terrible now...
...well, you know, you'll still be terrible when it does move.
But you can't just tell someone that they stink at children's games. Especially when they're Minus. That would be cruel and could lead to them breaking your head open. ]
Because the games already started, you know?
wow is it not good enough for you?????
Kumagawa gives him a look, then casually winds up the really serious fish game anyway. Look at them go, spinning around.]
「Kouki-chan, don't worry. I'm sure you'll keep your lead even if I do this.」
[Even though you are tied. I think? This game doesn't really have... rules... Or a score keeping system... Or a point.]
I guess you could say it went tsunappreciated.
You never know. You're full of surprises.
[ Yup. Full of surprises and crazy. ]
tsunbelievable
what else would you do besides try to pick up the fish? Score points? This game distinctly says 8 and up or something, small pieces not for little babies etc etc. The point is that it has no point but to be mindlessly entertaining at a low enough price that you can buy what you really wanted to buy and keep your children happy by not teaching them about things like the value system.
Minus parenting.
Anyway. Fish, then.]
「It's going to stop spinning if you don't go already.」
A world of tsun- words at our disposal. And we always use the same puns.
Sorry about that. I didn't mean to waste your winding efforts.
[ And, of course, those fish don't manage to worm away from his magnet. Just because the board is spinning doesn't make the game a different kettle of fish.
Somebody stop me. ]
It was a little tougher that time.
well they're good, can you blame us
「Don't patronize me.」
[Rude boy. Kumagawa holds his dumb fishing rod over the spinning fish, and... repeatedly drops it down and back up, as if this is an effective strategy.
He is going to drag this out until they stop spinning -- then, and only then, will he actually just take a fucking fish.
Spin spin.
Spin.
Yep.]
「Ah.」
I don't blame us for anything in this thread.
Who would have suspected Misogi Kumagawa of such an underhanded move--!?
Akune is blushing. Just like that time you screwed him against a wall. ]
Why?
[ More like What?
As in What was the point of winding the game up in the first place?
You are so Minus and he can't handle it.
Okay he can handle it better than a lot of people, but still...]Shame Less
Kumagawa has decided this fish is his new favorite fish, because it finally caused a reaction. As such, he is just going to keep it stuck at the end of his magnet hook while he shrugs and gestures around.]
「Hm?」
「You can wind it again, if you want.」
Shame and Fortune.
That's not the problem.
[ He says as he winds the toy back up. Then he sets it back down. ]
It's just that I'm fairly sure taking so long is against the rules.
[ Yoink. Another fish belongs to him. Damn he must be shit hot at this. ]
Don't you think so?
[ Because being Akune the Genius Special Super Kid is in keeping with the rules, you see. ]
wheel of shame
[Kumagawa is twelve. But fine, this time he properly captures a fish while it's still spinning.
And because you're a whiner, he doesn't pull it out. He just lets it continue to spin, attached.]
「Aren't you having fun?」
The Shaming of the Screw.
I enjoyed the pretend team-building exercise a lot more, if I'm honest.
[ He sits his fishing rod down. There's no use continuing if you're going to be like this. Also you can't count this as a victory because Ajimu said so. ]
It's a wonder this train hasn't stopped yet, actually.
you win
Kumagawa huffs and pouts at the fish a bit. Uh. Yeah, that's happening. Specials don't know how to have fun.]
「You keep bringing that up.」
[And he keeps not giving a damn.]
8^y great...
huff....
Man, I love that icon.
don't look now but i noticed a typo half an hour later
Oh. I didn't even notice until you said that.
shhhh
See it's funny because now I'm fixing a typo.
get a load of THIS hornses ass
Wow rude. Also this tag is short because I wanted to make this joke.
good god