TEST DRIVE MEME

[caelestis]

This game is revving to go, so we're going to start things off with a pre-opening TEST DRIVE MEME. This meme will be open up until the game opens properly, so please keep checking back with it and tag anyone who posts a little later. :)

TO START US OFF....

A. The mundane!

1) > You have discovered a portal to the meat dimension. Congratulations, you're at Chinese Diner Aiya! The rainy day challenge sure is difficult... But maybe this time you can make it.

2) > Every day's great at your Junes! You've run into each other at Junes! Maybe you're buying a Jack Frost Doll, or a magic set. Or maybe you're just getting groceries.

3) > Off to school you go. Class, quizzes, creepy teachers, clubs, and Social Linking ahoy!

4) > So you need some money to buy that Rise doll you saw at Junes, why not get a job? Frustrating co-workers, meeting people you may or may not recognize as customers. Get ready for the usual "I didn't know you worked here!" talk, because it's coming your way.

B. The extraordinary!

1) > You wake up on a mysterious train, and so has the person right next to you. You have no idea what train this is, where it's headed, or how you came to be there, and it seems like neither does your new friend. Why not chat about it?

2) > Your first venture inside the TV World. How does it go? How do you get there? And most importantly, who are you going with?

3) > There are three enemies! But holy shit this is your first fight, how are you going to handle this? Good thing you've got party members to help you out!

THERE ARE UNLIMITED SCENARIO POSSIBILITIES... If you have any other in mind that you want to play out, please go ahead and do so.

Please keep in mind that since this meme is set in the world of Caligo, you may use your threads here as the Caligo-specific samples needed in the app. And most importantly, have fun!!

Comments

[whereismycoffee]

[His brow furrows at that, looking confused. Sounds like... he is from abroad, then? There's been a few strange people arriving in town lately. With the way this kid is speaking, he isn't as surprised now.]

I'm a Police officer. An officer of the law. You'd be protected here, at least. [What on earth is he talking about though?]

You've been staying at the shrine...? [This interrogation is turning more and more confusing by the minute.]

[pomergeist]

[Who even let a dog in here. He is just using those big eyes on anyone he can. He wags his tail super eagerly at the attention.]

HELLO MA'AM! Nice to meet you!!!

[Yes there is dog voice in your head now, Nadeko.]

LET'S MAKE OUT

[calcoolating]

My, did I upset you? [ HAHAHAHAHA u mad

anyway shuu's just gonna fly over to N again. ]

I've seen enough for today, in that case, and I intend to leave for the time being. If you wish to discuss what happened here, I suggest you join me.

[ ~flies off~ ]

[soccerbro]

[he nods] Oh yeah! He didn't even have to do half the stuff he helped us with, but I guess that's what makes him such a great guy.

[skillspanner]

[His brow arches at Gamzee, but like everything else, he's pretty much sure that he shouldn't question the kid in the clown makeup. Especially not when he's... honking.]

Yeah, uh... just come with me. I'll get you an application. But if you're gonna work here... you probably shouldn't say things like, um, bitchtits in front of the employees. Or the customers, for that matter.

[strengthofballs]

[o-omnomnomn-nom, okay Kou is slowing down a bit. Only a bit! not But like hell he's giving up on this challenge, dammit.]

[strongjumps]

A spare...?

[ Equius jumps a bit and begins rifling through a pocket, clearly looking for something. In a matter of moments, he pulls out another pair of sunglasses! He wouldn't dare look the fool by saying it, but he completely forgot that he actually carried a second pair around. How utterly foolish of him. He tries, and likely fails, to pass it off as not forgetting. ]

I believe this should suffice.

[ And then Equius will just be reaching out a hand to give Gamzee the glasses. ]

[skillspanner]

I wouldn't say a lot... [He looks over, letting out a weak laugh. He doesn't really recognize Junpei; then again, with the amount of people arriving from seemingly nowhere, it's become hard to just recognize anyone in Inaba he doesn't already know. With a sigh, he places his chopsticks down on their rest and folding his arms.]

Buuuut, I've got two friends with bottomless stomachs telling me I should try the special. I figured it wouldn't be too bad, but seriously? I don't think I've ever seen this much beef in one bowl. Ever.

[skillspanner]

[Well, he's taking the drop in conversation as a yes. He'll be keeping an eye on the gossips. They all piss him off anyway.]

Figures... but I guess it was worth a shot. [A small sigh.] Guess it's back to the drawing board... again.

[skillspanner]

Nah, it's no big. I'm getting paid for this, y'know? Besides, I'm pretty sure my dad would murder me.

oh no these two do not need to meet

[foodchain]

[ an impatient looking red head is standing just behind said eccentric girl, tapping her foot with her arms crossed. After a moment, she grunts, and pushes past the girl. ]

You're taking way too long. Other people want some ice cream too, stupid.

[strengthofballs]

Dude, I don't need to hear that. [He shudders when he find himself imagining it. No, just no.]

...So what do you want to ask about?

Sure they do~

[blahblahblah]

I wasn't done looking! [She debates pushing through again, but thinks better of it and returns her attention to the rows of boxes.]

...But maybe you can answer a question. What's the difference between sorbet and ice cream? [Rita looks over to the girl.] I know what sorbet tastes like, but I don't think I've had ice cream. [She leans in to examine the boxes again.]

A1 | makes me tempted to take Estelle post-Belius >3

[firstaid]

[Mmm, this was honestly what she really needed right now, even if she kept denying it. After seeing the restaurant, she decides to take herself and Rita in there.

Never before did she really understand what 'comfort food' was, but this certainly did wonder.]

It's so delicious!

Estellise Sidos Heurassein | Tales of Vesperia

[firstaid]

[skillspanner]

Oh! Well, do you want something pretty instant? Like... take out or something? Or microwavable? [He knows that Dojima doesn't cook. And he knows Nanako still can't do that much. And there's no Souji to cook, so he's trying.]

Gwendolyn | Odin Sphere

[valkyria]

shoma takakura / mawaru penguindrum

[bugspray]

[emulous]

But in this case, the loser creep shouldn't get the real deal.

[To her credit, the real thing is way more attractive than the doll. Hell, even the picture on the box doesn't do her much justice.] She deserves someone better than that.

[honkalypse]

Get your lead on, brother. I'LL BE UP AND FOLLOWING LIKE A BARKBEAST.

...and why the motherfuck not? BITCHTITS IS A FUN WORD TO BE UP AND PUTTING YOUR MOUTH AROUND.

[He is... honestly confused about that, actually. The problem with having friends who swear almost as constantly as he does.]

Sendou Aichi | Cardfight Vanguard

[psyqualia]

your Equius is beautiful

[honkalypse]

[Awwwww yeah, he takes them with a grin and tries them on.]

Thanks, my brother. YOU'RE BEING ALL FULL OF HELP TODAY. Kicking all the helpfulness.

[emulous]

[After thoroughly giving one of those Hableries a beat down, he looks over at the call of his name. Seeing the last enemy being swung in his direction, he gears up, sickle tightly in hand and swinging the chain. It took... a lot of practice to do this without hitting himself in the process. So he's looking a bit refreshed, despite the drain on his energy this fight's taken.]

[Maybe it's not so much refreshed as it is sheer confidence, but that's okay. As the Hablerie nears, Green pulls a move that only seems typical for him. He stops swinging, grabbing the bottom end of the chain and swinging the sickle directly into the Shadow. It fades, disappearing, and giving the boy a look of satisfaction.]

Piece of cake. I'm not letting these Shadows take me down!

[honkalypse]

Law here must be full up and motherfucking different. The law what I know about is all being full of nooses and no brother'd up and be getting his defense on. Having a defense be all up and illegal or some shit. I don't motherfucking know; I'm no legislacerator. And motherfuck protected is all being the most foreign word up in here. A brother what up and can't fight for himself gets his ass all motherfucking culled fast.

[He turns his head to look at Dojima more directly, but his voice goes even quieter than the hoarse whisper he's been using. Very small, very young.]

But I like it. That word. I want it. To get my protect on of Karkat. To--

[He can't admit that he wouldn't mind being protected too, because it's weakness and he can't afford that. He nods though, smiling for the first time, though it's thin and pained. He has no concept of shrines, and clearly just thinks it's another house.]

Oh yeah! Bitchtits little hive we all up and be finding a couple perigee--months ago. Got my worry on we'd be kicked all out at first, but maybe the person what was all living there got corpsy or something.

[oaf]

Isn't that what friends are for?

[HE HAD A FANBOY AND IT WAS ANNOYING, OKAY.]