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TEST DRIVE MEME

This game is revving to go, so we're going to start things off with a pre-opening TEST DRIVE MEME. This meme will be open up until the game opens properly, so please keep checking back with it and tag anyone who posts a little later. :)

TO START US OFF....

A. The mundane!

1) > You have discovered a portal to the meat dimension. Congratulations, you're at Chinese Diner Aiya! The rainy day challenge sure is difficult... But maybe this time you can make it.

2) > Every day's great at your Junes! You've run into each other at Junes! Maybe you're buying a Jack Frost Doll, or a magic set. Or maybe you're just getting groceries.

3) > Off to school you go. Class, quizzes, creepy teachers, clubs, and Social Linking ahoy!

4) > So you need some money to buy that Rise doll you saw at Junes, why not get a job? Frustrating co-workers, meeting people you may or may not recognize as customers. Get ready for the usual "I didn't know you worked here!" talk, because it's coming your way.

B. The extraordinary!

1) > You wake up on a mysterious train, and so has the person right next to you. You have no idea what train this is, where it's headed, or how you came to be there, and it seems like neither does your new friend. Why not chat about it?

2) > Your first venture inside the TV World. How does it go? How do you get there? And most importantly, who are you going with?

3) > There are three enemies! But holy shit this is your first fight, how are you going to handle this? Good thing you've got party members to help you out!

THERE ARE UNLIMITED SCENARIO POSSIBILITIES... If you have any other in mind that you want to play out, please go ahead and do so.

Please keep in mind that since this meme is set in the world of Caligo, you may use your threads here as the Caligo-specific samples needed in the app. And most importantly, have fun!!

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I don't think our justice sister up and likes me much. DON'T UP AND MOTHERFUCKING BLAME HER.

[He doesn't, but has made no attempts to explain himself, because what's there to explain? He knows it was wrong, but it's hard to feel guilty over Vriska and the hand he had (however small or large it was; he isn't quite sure) in her death when all he still wants to do is rip her apart messily. But he drowns that out in Karkat, seeking out the warmth and comfort he provides.]

Faygo ain't up and making me shake and ache and see motherfucking shit by up and being GONE. I don't want Sopor. I DON'T. I really do.

[Karkat only manages to hug Gamzee a bit more tightly, trying to keep him calm.]

I know, Gamz. I know. I think, knowing the circumstances, she'd be fucking okay with it. We have some time to figure shit out. Maybe we can find someone else, someone we both don't mutually hate.

[He shooshes his moirail again, trying to keep him relaxed.

Maybe we can find something that'll at least shut all the shit out for you...

I don't know, but you're up and being the leader. I'M ONLY GETTING MY HATE ON FOR ONE TROLL.

[And maybe Dave but that's complicated as hell. He sighs at the shooshing and does calm, hugging Karkat back hard.]

And I'm not up and sure that's a good thing. DRILLING THE HOLES BACK THROUGH MY THINKPAN. Even with other motherfucking poison. IT JUST MAKES ME UP AND NUMB. And dumb. BUT DOESN'T MAKE IT GO AWAY. I just can't up and move to do shit at nobody on it.

[He hugs his moirail again, and he can almost feel the fluctuation in volume as Gamzee speaks. He can understand the entire confusion about being in hate with someone or not.]

Then I guess we've just got to fucking distract you, Gamz...We'll find something to make it stop, and I'll make you fucking better, okay?

[He clings tightly, pressing his face against Karkat's neck. For a few seconds he doesn't say anything at all, then he whispers, and keeps it to a whisper this time though his struggle with keeping it down is obvious.]

Know I can be up and counting on you. Good friend, best moirail.

Maybe... humans up and have these things what are being called hospitals for fixing up of sickness and hurts. Maybe they'll up and be full of knowing how to fix this?

[The pap shooshing turns more into hair stroking at this point as he just holds Gamzee against him for a moment. It's hard on Karkat too, knowing that his friend is having such a hard time keeping his urges at bay.]

I can see if we can get you some fucking help. But...you just can't fucking tell anyone about what you did to Equius and Nepeta...They'll fucking rip you apart for doing that. I don't want to have to live on this fucking planet knowing that you're going to spend the rest of your days as a chew toy for the fucking legislacerators. Or whatever the hell they have on Earth instead.

[A pause.]

But we'll see if the doctor at school can fucking help.

[The hair stroking feels really nice, even if his hair is kind of frizzy and matted because he hardly takes care of himself, aside from daily baths. Hairbrush, what's that? Even the baths are half because water is full of some of the few good memories he has of his wigglerhood, before seagoatdad started never coming around at all.]

I'll be keeping that quiet. Only they have the MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT to be all revengemurdery at me, and they aren't UP AND ALIVE.

We'll go see what all that doctor has to say tomorrow?

[He doesn't mind the matts, he's actually expecting them, because, well, hell...It's Gamzee. Karkat can't expect his moirail to be that on top of grooming when they live like they do.]

Good. Yeah, we can go seem them tomorrow. I don't want to fucking see you like this.

[He probably gets scolded for it in school, but it's not like the teachers can call his parents.]

Good. Good. Tomorrow we'll find a way to make me up and feel myself again.

[Probably gets scolded for the makeup too. Poor bugger.]

And if the fucking doctor can't help, we'll figure out something.

[Forced to wash it off most days, but damn it, he's going to keep trying. He's just going to need new makeup a lot sooner.]

Got all my hopes on them being all up and able to.

[One day, Karkat will come up with some bogus excuse for their teacher that would allow Gamzee to keep his makeup on.]

I'm going to make fucking sure that you're going to be okay.

[And on that day Gamzee will be the happiest little clowntroll.]

I-- [Is he choking up a little? Maybe.] What I up and fucking did to deserve the most bitchtits moirail I don't even motherfucking know but--

[And he can't put it in words, so he just traces a diamond against Karkat's skin.]

[And on that day, Karkat may actually legitimately smile. And not just smile for the sake of trying to make Gamzee feel better.]

You were just a fucking friend to me, when no one else was, I guess...

[He feels the diamond traced into his skin and jumps a little, not really expecting it.]

[That will be the best motherfucking day. THE BEST]

Best friend. Best moirail. [He just continues tracing it, over and over.]

Think I was up and motherfucking pale for you all along. Wanting you to get your chill on and be all full with the good feels. Just didn't up and have a name for it before.

[It takes a moment, but Karkat actually purrs a little bit. It's almost like having his horns rubbed. But whatever Gamzee's been doing with this diamond he's tracing, really has Karkat smiling a little bit.]

Fuck man...

[Another little purr comes out of him.]

Glad I could be there to fill that quadrant for you.

[Oh that's a happy discovery. He hums back, smiling and leaning in a little more.]

Didn't know we could up and do that in these bodies. Makes me full of good feels to up and hear it.

[Nope, not stopping the tracing now. He will be doing this often from now on, oh yes.]

[He's just got himself going like a motherfucking purr mobile and he might be sort of cuddling Gamzee to the best of his ability. Shit.]

H-human bodies are fucking sensitive, man. Their skin's so fucking thin...

[Cuddling and purring, this is so very nice. Gamzee cuddles back and definitely doesn't stop the tracing. He's making Karkat happy and feel good! Awesome.]

Haha, yeah, it's all up and soft and thin and delicate.

[Karkat might squirm a little bit, but it's primarily because he's enjoying it. And he didn't think he'd ever see an upside to being human. And this was certainly a nice feeling.]

Hey Gamz...?

Mmm? What's up?

[The squirming makes him almost draw back, but then he realizes and laughs.]

Being all kinds of ticklish?

Sort of...

[He instead just leans against him in more of a hug.]

...Thanks.

[He returns that hug fully, perfectly content to keep this up until Karkat gets bored with it.]

Should be thanking you. You saved me.

[Asdfghjkl! Karkat stammers a bit, nearly surprised.]

The fuck? I saved you?

How do you motherfucking think it would have up and ended if I'd all kept listening to the voices and the urges? WE'D ALL BE DEAD.

[He doesn't know much about timelines, but he's sure that if Karkat dies, the timeline dies too, so he says that as a fact. An upsetting fact.]

You saved me from me.

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Fuck man, so many feels in this thread.

It's beautiful

Inabastuck is going to be so glorious.

The most glorious!

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