meatdimension | TEST DRIVE MEME

This game is revving to go, so we're going to start things off with a pre-opening TEST DRIVE MEME. This meme will be open up until the game opens properly, so please keep checking back with it and tag anyone who posts a little later. :)

TO START US OFF....

A. The mundane!

1) > You have discovered a portal to the meat dimension. Congratulations, you're at Chinese Diner Aiya! The rainy day challenge sure is difficult... But maybe this time you can make it.

2) > Every day's great at your Junes! You've run into each other at Junes! Maybe you're buying a Jack Frost Doll, or a magic set. Or maybe you're just getting groceries.

3) > Off to school you go. Class, quizzes, creepy teachers, clubs, and Social Linking ahoy!

4) > So you need some money to buy that Rise doll you saw at Junes, why not get a job? Frustrating co-workers, meeting people you may or may not recognize as customers. Get ready for the usual "I didn't know you worked here!" talk, because it's coming your way.

B. The extraordinary!

1) > You wake up on a mysterious train, and so has the person right next to you. You have no idea what train this is, where it's headed, or how you came to be there, and it seems like neither does your new friend. Why not chat about it?

2) > Your first venture inside the TV World. How does it go? How do you get there? And most importantly, who are you going with?

3) > There are three enemies! But holy shit this is your first fight, how are you going to handle this? Good thing you've got party members to help you out!

THERE ARE UNLIMITED SCENARIO POSSIBILITIES... If you have any other in mind that you want to play out, please go ahead and do so.

Please keep in mind that since this meme is set in the world of Caligo, you may use your threads here as the Caligo-specific samples needed in the app. And most importantly, have fun!!

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[Hey Kurt, the very tall 13 year old kid next to you is staring at his hands like he's never seen hands before.

Also, his face is bleeding, but he doesn't seem to notice. His t-shirt happens to have a indigo Capricorn sign on it, and several other colors splashed over it. Almost artistic, except they're damp and tacky like drying blood if touched.]

[ When he wakes up, the first thing he notices is that he's on a train. The answer to why that is eludes him.

The second thing he notices is the bleeding boy next to him and that he literally looks like he just got into a fight with at least half a dozen people armed with... not paint guns. But something similar.

Kurt stares.

The answers to why and how and where and who... they're all eluding him. ]

Why... [ He gestures to Gamzee. And then around them. And then just lets his hand fall and makes a "what the fuck" face because honestly... what is going on here? ]

I don't motherfucking know, pink motherfucker.

[Though that came with a pause, he does look up from his hands, giving Kurt a good look at the badly smeared clown makeup all over his face. His smile is placid but just subtly off. His voice is a coarse whisper, like he'd been shouting a lot recently. Which considering that the next thing he does do is pretty much to shout, probably makes sense. Volume control is something Gamzee has none of.]

GOT NO UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS GOING ON. Got my wake on and here I motherfucking was with a new color all up in and over me.

[ What is this guy, a stoner? He winces when Gamzee shouts and shifts just an inch or two further away from him. ]

What are you talking about? Please don't yell. Yelling is definitely not going to improve my mood right now... [ Already he's rubbing his head. ] Also, I dare you to say a single sentence without being vulgar. We can make a game out of it. If you can manage one, we'll move on to two and so on and then maybe we can talk about what exactly is going on here. I definitely did not get on this train, for one.

[Something like that, though he's off the slime now and in the middle of a nasty case of withdrawal--his hands are even shaking a little. He tries to keep his voice down, he does! The whispering is especially quiet, but the yell is only subdued.]

Sorry, but a brother is up and having all kinds of problems keeping his voice all level. WOULD STOP IT IF I UP AND COULD. Not kicking any memories of no trains up in my thinkpan either.

[Suddenly he presses his hands to his head and makes a distressed sound.]

MOTHERFUCKERS UP AND STOLE MY HORNS.

[Welp, he made three sentences before swearing?]

[ Kurt's proud. Or he would be, but... ]

Uh... your horns? [ What a weirdo. But he thinks he understood enough of that to get that Gamzee doesn't remember boarding this train either. ] This is insane... where are we going, how did we get here, and why am I stuck with... [ His voice trails off, though he gives Gamzee a look that implies great suffering. ]

The horns what were all up and coming off my head like graceful motherfuckers. THERE AREN'T EVEN BEING NUBS LEFT. Why am I up and being a human?

[He pauses, entranced with his hands again--though it's actually his skin, medium-toned, and to him, at least, very very soft and delicate.]

DIDN'T KNOW YOU HUMANS UP AND CAME IN OTHER COLORS. How do you up and survive, being so soft?

...

[ He just continues staring, flabbergasted. This kid seemed convinced he wasn't even human when clearly, he was. His commentary on skin tone and being soft almost lends some truth to the idea that maybe he wasn't human and only looked it, but...

No. It's much more likely that he's just insane. Or high. Or both. ]

...Skin tones vary. Human beings don't have horns. And surviving is easy - just don't do anything stupid that will hurt you. [ A pause. ] That goes double for you.

I'M KICKING THE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO SURVIVE. I'm up and being all alive, aren't I? SEA DWELLERS ARE VICIOUS MOTHERFUCKERS and I up and lived on the beach, because of the Old Goat.

AWW FUCK. Now I'm up and missing him all over again.

[If he's insane, it seems to be a pretty intense delusion. He actually looks just a little sad when he talks about whatever this "Old Goat" is. Then he runs the tip of his tongue over his teeth, thoughtfully.]

BUT I'M UP AND KNOWING HUMANS DON'T HAVE HORNS BECAUSE I'M UP AND HAVING WORKING LOOKSTUBS. You all got dull teeth too, and I'm all up and wicked confused how you even EAT with those stubby motherfuckers all up in your mouths.

[ It's definitely an intense delusion. Maybe Kurt should try to go with it, because Gamzee is definitely not dropping the matter. ]

What were you before that you had horns and sharp teeth and a goat?

Seagoat, he was all being a seagoat. BUT I WAS ALL UP AND BEING A TROLL. Had these bitchtits curvy horns that went all up and up.

[He traces his hands up over his head in a motion that imitates a spiral horn pretty well, actually.]

WONDER WHAT ALL ELSE IS CHANGED IN ME.

[ A troll.

Like.

Bridge trolls? And warts? And big clubs and "There's a troll! In the dungeon! ...Thought you should know..."?

Kurt squints at Gamzee. Imagines huge horns and sharp teeth and a wooden club. Tilts his head to the side. ]

Uh...huh... If you used to be a troll, a lot has probably changed. Like, maybe you're shorter. [ And then a pause. ] Or smarter.

[He takes a minute to look down at himself.]

I'M NOT UP AND FEELING SHORTER. My clothes are all still fitting right up like they should.

[And then he starts poking and prodding himself. And sticking his tongue out, going cross-eyed to look at it.]

HUH. Up and thinking my tongue might be all shrunk just a little! WRONG COLOR TOO.

[man, why did his mom send him out on this impossible mission. There was no way he was going to find her something to wear for this teacher meeting. He looks to-and-fro a hideous looking purple skirt suit to an equally hideous yellow looking pants suit. don't mind him as he makes the wrong decisions with lyfe...]

Man, why couldn't she have done this herself?

[ Oh no. No one in their right mind should shop in the old lady section of a cheap department store. Not even old ladies. What is this high school kid doing fishing around there?

Kurt had been on his way to the misses' section in an attempt to find gender-neutral sweaters, but this took priority. He makes his way over, wincing at every single thing Daisuke's looking at. ]

...Stop. Just stop. Who are you looking for clothes for? Not yourself, I hope.

[he is making bad life decisions, that's what he's doing Kurt. Not expecting someone to walk over to him, he jumps slightly.]

Oh, my mom. She said she needs something simple for this meet and greet.

[ your name is dino cavallone! you are now the foreign languages teacher at some high school. the clumsy foreign languages teacher. the one who is walking down the hall right now. the one who is, at this very moment, slipping on a stray piece of paper on the floor of all things, and being greeted with a backplant to the ground and his graded test papers flying all over the place.

thud. ]

TEST DRIVE MEME

kurt hummel | glee

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