meatdimension | TEST DRIVE MEME

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TEST DRIVE MEME

This game is revving to go, so we're going to start things off with a pre-opening TEST DRIVE MEME. This meme will be open up until the game opens properly, so please keep checking back with it and tag anyone who posts a little later. :)

TO START US OFF....

A. The mundane!

1) > You have discovered a portal to the meat dimension. Congratulations, you're at Chinese Diner Aiya! The rainy day challenge sure is difficult... But maybe this time you can make it.

2) > Every day's great at your Junes! You've run into each other at Junes! Maybe you're buying a Jack Frost Doll, or a magic set. Or maybe you're just getting groceries.

3) > Off to school you go. Class, quizzes, creepy teachers, clubs, and Social Linking ahoy!

4) > So you need some money to buy that Rise doll you saw at Junes, why not get a job? Frustrating co-workers, meeting people you may or may not recognize as customers. Get ready for the usual "I didn't know you worked here!" talk, because it's coming your way.

B. The extraordinary!

1) > You wake up on a mysterious train, and so has the person right next to you. You have no idea what train this is, where it's headed, or how you came to be there, and it seems like neither does your new friend. Why not chat about it?

2) > Your first venture inside the TV World. How does it go? How do you get there? And most importantly, who are you going with?

3) > There are three enemies! But holy shit this is your first fight, how are you going to handle this? Good thing you've got party members to help you out!

THERE ARE UNLIMITED SCENARIO POSSIBILITIES... If you have any other in mind that you want to play out, please go ahead and do so.

Please keep in mind that since this meme is set in the world of Caligo, you may use your threads here as the Caligo-specific samples needed in the app. And most importantly, have fun!!

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[He won't order anything yet, but he sits on a stool next to Saber. Since he doesn't have anything to do for now, he follows Saber's gaze at the... welcoming cat. He looks a bit wary at it... HE NEVER LIKED THOSE.]

How much do you eat normally anyway?

[ She thinks it's kind of cute in its own strange way, but her attention easily returns back to Ryouku. ]

When it's necessary, but on average... Three meals a day.

Wow. All three meals, huh?

... [Wait.]

On average? That means you eat a lot more than that... right?

[ Do you feel that slightly suffocating atmosphere, Ryouku? She also strikes him with a cool look though it might not be noticeably with the enmity in the air. ]

I would rather not deprive my body of energy. [ J-JUSTIFYING THINGS. ] Take it as you will.

[Erk. He definitely feels it in the air. He can definitely tell she is unamused. Sob. HE'S BEEN THROUGH THIS. Although he would rather not be beaten up in a restaurant of all places, so... he'll play it cool.]

... If you say so! [And an additional thought of: "this girl is scary." passes through his mind, but he doesn't say it out loud.]

[ Hush, Ryouku, the endless meat bowl is being presented to her in all its glory. Watch as she puts on her game face and quickly breaks apart her chopsticks.

In with a fast swoop, she starts!! Despite the tense air, she isn't snarfing the food down to her throat. Instead, each movement can only express elegance and diligence.

She will take her time with this, basically. Once in a while, she nods to herself after a couple of bites. After her 6th bite in, she takes note of something and addresses it: ]

... Are you not going to order something for yourself?

[He was just so busy staring at Saber eating the food that when she called out to him--]

--Huh? Oh, uh... maybe later when I get hungry.

Hm... [ She eyes him suspiciously as she mindlessly feeds herself. The contents of the bowl is starting to empty out--well at least the top layer.

She takes note that Rin's food tastes better, but she'll keep that to herself. ]

[He resumes staring, but at the bowl this time. She didn't seem to have too much problem with the top layer... or with eating it at all from what he could see, which he takes note of.]

Is it not that good?

Though I haven't eaten Chinese food recently, it's good. [ She's still eating her bowl bit by bit, but makes sure not to hastily talk with her mouth full.

Everything is Western or Japanese... ]

... Very filling. [ Of course, it's a giant bowl!! But okay, she is reaching the meat portion now. ]

... I think that was the point of the challenge.

[Ah, but whatever. He'll order a bowl of ramen or something after he gets one of the cooks' attention.]

... I thought the objective was that more people fail than they, so then the diner profits.

[ She's still eating, man. Powering through here!! She secretly fended off not having breakfast today, so this must compensate for not one, but two meals. ]

Ah, you're finally ordering. [ You seem less suspicious now. ]

[With a short nod, he starts speaking.]

That's true too. But in order to make them fail, you have to make it more filling than your usual serving of food.

Mn, I do prefer meals like this so there is no reason for me to complain. [ Ah... She has broke through half of the meat dimension. Unfortunately after a couple of more minutes of eating, she's starting to find this hard to eat. That doesn't stop her chopsticks from scooping the contents of the bowl into her mouth.

Then she takes a pause, making a hindered expression toward the bowl that seemingly stopped diminishing in volume. This is blasphemy!! She was doing so well in the beginning. ]

[--Oh, there's his bowl of ramen. He carefully takes the bowl and places it in front of him and grabs the chopsticks off to the side. He was about to start eating until he notices her pause.]

You full already?

That's not it. [ She continues on eating, though her chopstick portion size is getting smaller. ]

It... seems that no matter how much I eat, there will always be more to greet me. [ She's slightly baffled. Maybe she underestimated this rainy day challenge. ]

Eh...? [He peeks over at Saber's bowl.] But that's impossible. [SINCE THIS WORLD WAS WITHOUT MAGIC, RIGHT???]

It shouldn't be, but... [ She's still eating, Ryouku. Watch as it looks like nothing has changed in the bowl because there... is just even more meat! It seems really impossible for Saber has been eating for quite a while now. ]

That's how it is. [ She's thinking... maybe... she was doomed from the start--but wait, she is impervious to magic!

This... this must be rank EX. ]

[Rank EX magic food... if only there was a chocolate kind--]

That's... some weird stuff. No wonder it's called the meat dimension.

... Meat dimension? [ She stops her war against this bowl in order to look at him inquisitively. ]

Oh, it's just a figure of speech. It really does look like an endless amount of meat in there... [Eats some of his noodles yeeeeah]

I see. [ Hm... She blinks and then faces to the bowl once more, contemplating as well. You can probably hear her murmur about how the chef could pass off as a magus with this "meat dimension" despite its ill use.

Aaaand goes back to trying to finish this. ]

[He blinks, thinking of the word "magus"... but then he shrugs it off and resumes from his own bowl. Omnomnom.]

[ She conclude that she can't finish this off with her pace right now and starts powering through--despite that, she doesn't get any crumbs on her nor does she lose grace in her poise. Though... her eyes do look a bit driven.

Driven with pure determination.

With that, she clicks her chopsticks together and places them on top of the now empty bowl's rims. ]

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i keep failing at this

it's okay i am too

that's because you should sleep more

no i will never sleep more

i will make you

/latches onto

the word win was supposed to be somewhere in there DAMNIT

... I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE so it's okay

that usually means we need to go to bed

... but you know i dont usually notice things

that's because you're always sleep deprived

erghh this is true... i run on 6-8 hours usually now and i need 9 /stares at roommate

oh haki i shall rock you to sleep /cradles

... i can't take this tag seriously because of the googly eyes jrkhgker

DO YOU NOT LIKE MY EYES

no they are... very pretty.......................

yes that is what i thought