[ your name is dino cavallone! you are now the foreign languages teacher at some high school. the clumsy foreign languages teacher. the one who is walking down the hall right now. the one who is, at this very moment, slipping on a stray piece of paper on the floor of all things, and being greeted with a backplant to the ground and his graded test papers flying all over the place.
a4!
thud. ]