TEST DRIVE MEME

[caelestis]

This game is revving to go, so we're going to start things off with a pre-opening TEST DRIVE MEME. This meme will be open up until the game opens properly, so please keep checking back with it and tag anyone who posts a little later. :)

TO START US OFF....

A. The mundane!

1) > You have discovered a portal to the meat dimension. Congratulations, you're at Chinese Diner Aiya! The rainy day challenge sure is difficult... But maybe this time you can make it.

2) > Every day's great at your Junes! You've run into each other at Junes! Maybe you're buying a Jack Frost Doll, or a magic set. Or maybe you're just getting groceries.

3) > Off to school you go. Class, quizzes, creepy teachers, clubs, and Social Linking ahoy!

4) > So you need some money to buy that Rise doll you saw at Junes, why not get a job? Frustrating co-workers, meeting people you may or may not recognize as customers. Get ready for the usual "I didn't know you worked here!" talk, because it's coming your way.

B. The extraordinary!

1) > You wake up on a mysterious train, and so has the person right next to you. You have no idea what train this is, where it's headed, or how you came to be there, and it seems like neither does your new friend. Why not chat about it?

2) > Your first venture inside the TV World. How does it go? How do you get there? And most importantly, who are you going with?

3) > There are three enemies! But holy shit this is your first fight, how are you going to handle this? Good thing you've got party members to help you out!

THERE ARE UNLIMITED SCENARIO POSSIBILITIES... If you have any other in mind that you want to play out, please go ahead and do so.

Please keep in mind that since this meme is set in the world of Caligo, you may use your threads here as the Caligo-specific samples needed in the app. And most importantly, have fun!!

Comments

[honkalypse]

Nobody. I'D NEED TO BE UP AND CULLED.

[He says that without rancor, as if it's just a fact. He's so grateful and tries to express that back by touching Karkat in return. It's a little awkward, but earnest.]

Then fuck the motherfuckers what up and made you hate it. It's the most amazing motherfucking color.

((ooc: I'm at naturalcyber o/))

[jadeblood]

[ when it opens she cautiously steps out, half-expecting the strange vehicle to start moving again, before glancing back at karkat. ]

I find it quite relaxing. And everything is brighter and easier to see. However, regardless of where we are, I would say it's unwise to stare directly into it.

[malignant]

[Karkat only manages to hug Gamzee a bit more tightly, trying to keep him calm.]

I know, Gamz. I know. I think, knowing the circumstances, she'd be fucking okay with it. We have some time to figure shit out. Maybe we can find someone else, someone we both don't mutually hate.

[He shooshes his moirail again, trying to keep him relaxed.

Maybe we can find something that'll at least shut all the shit out for you...

[pomergeist]

And where's... Miss Lynne...

[Frown...]

Uh oh. I think something bad might have happened.

[valhallan]

[ oh, yeah. see, he hadn't noticed the language thing-- sure, this guy looks like a foreigner but he's Japanese so even if he doesn't know where in the heck they are or why they're on a train, at least it's still his native tongue they're speaking.

Izaya turns to the person on his other side and shakes them to no answer, the passenger still out cold. ]

Huh. I can't guarantee you my sanity with a few words but I'm not narcoleptic and I don't remember getting on this train either. Don't you think it seems like we've been chosen for something?

[ looking out the window again, he continues thoughtfully. ]

This doesn't look like Tokyo in the least so we must have been on this train for a while now. In fact, it almost looks like we could be in the Chūgoku region with the agricultural scenery... It's so foggy though.

[valhallan]

Setagaya? Well, at least it's not too populous but still, it's a big change.

[ turning his head as a server brings Akutabe's meal, Izaya's eyes get wide at the dish. ]

Whoa, it's so much! -- I'm from Shinjuku.

yeeey :3

[malignant]

[He's a little surprised to see that Gamzee touched him back. In fact, it's not something he was expecting. He was used to the occasional hugs from him, but this was...almost nice.]

Thanks...It's. It's just fucking weird to deal with. So, I guess that's one of the fucking perks to being human right now.

[pkmntrainer]

[Upon reflex, Red almost reaches for his Pokédex to record whatever a 'Pomeranian' is, but he realizes it would be useless here, so his hand goes back to his knee.]

Hey, Missile. Yeah, it's okay, nobody here does either. [He shrugs and gets to the question that nagged him earlier.] Uh, do you have a home? Or somebody to live with?

[unreformed]

[ she won't say so but she appreciates that. apparently old habits die hard. maybe she should know. addiction is a powerful thing. speaking of, she could use one of those shitty black orbs right about now. ]

You don't have to do me any favors, you know. We're not friends anymore.

[ right? ]

[candeloro]

<sub>[Kyaku why.

Mami doesn't notice, as she's gone to look at the tea, but rest assured she doesn't approve!!]</sub>

[soccerbro]

Not... really? Girls from our school just show up to our events and cheer us on.

[unreformed]

Well, what other kind of ideas were you talking about?

[ she pockets the cash, taking several steps away to survey the area. ]

I'm not the only one you've got to worry about.

[soabirdcameand]

Oh, recordings. Never liked those sorts, always a bit stiff, but got their place, sure, I suppose. [Yeah, it does sound stupid. He quirks his eye, squinting at the kid.] Alive? What kind of question is that to ask top-of-the-line technology, huh? I mean, in the strictest sense, the simple answer is no, but there's more to it than that, you know. Complicated question. Gets into fuzzy territory.

[decaptivating]

You think?

[:|]

Do you recall anything?

[jadeblood]

The absence of a bad deed does not create a good one. [ she wrinkles her nose. ] It's a favor to myself, if anything.

[ because she doesn't really want to be on bad terms with vriska either. ]

[pomergeist]

[His tail slows at that.]

I'm supposed to be living with my owner, but she's not here.

[unreformed]

[ that, is he still harping about that? like he has any room to talk, like any of them do except that lousy leader of theirs. ]

I did what I had to do. You really gonna blame me for that now after it's all said and done? Survival of the fittest. We're going to have to get used to living like this and cleaning the slate's the only way to do it.

[pomergeist]

Nothing really interesting. Umm, everyone was eating dinner. It was meatloaf, and it smelled great, and Mister Cabanela dropped some for me, and then I fell asleep with Sissel.

[He finally gives the other guy a proper look]

Why, do you?

[unreformed]

[ probably wise. ]

The fuck it doesn't. But it sure incriminates you if it comes out.

[decaptivating]

I was busy doing work.

[Yes...work...]

I don't know how I was here and not in my office.

[honkalypse]

I don't motherfucking know, pink motherfucker.

[Though that came with a pause, he does look up from his hands, giving Kurt a good look at the badly smeared clown makeup all over his face. His smile is placid but just subtly off. His voice is a coarse whisper, like he'd been shouting a lot recently. Which considering that the next thing he does do is pretty much to shout, probably makes sense. Volume control is something Gamzee has none of.]

GOT NO UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS GOING ON. Got my wake on and here I motherfucking was with a new color all up in and over me.

[inspirethefire]

Hnn. Figures. Well, I'll see what I can do.

[soccerbro]

What you can do? With what?

[pomergeist]

Huh. This doesn't make sense at all! [He crosses his arms and nods] I guess we'll figure it out later!

[All smiles again!] I'm Missile!

[honkalypse]

I don't know, but you're up and being the leader. I'M ONLY GETTING MY HATE ON FOR ONE TROLL.

[And maybe Dave but that's complicated as hell. He sighs at the shooshing and does calm, hugging Karkat back hard.]

And I'm not up and sure that's a good thing. DRILLING THE HOLES BACK THROUGH MY THINKPAN. Even with other motherfucking poison. IT JUST MAKES ME UP AND NUMB. And dumb. BUT DOESN'T MAKE IT GO AWAY. I just can't up and move to do shit at nobody on it.