forced honesty the meme

[ninjerk]

i think we should have an ic meme because ic memes are fun and we haven't had one yet!!! what better than a

FORCED HONESTY MEME

right right

okay it goes like this!!!

1. post a comment with your character/characters! put their name/canon in the subject line!!
2. other characters will reply asking the character a question or prompt!
3. your character must answer the question honestly!!!

Comments

[corona]

As handy. With a frying pan. As me!

[oaf]

[...]

Are we talking about cooking or...?

[glistens]

We're talking about blunt force trauma.

[oaf]

... Wow. I didn't think you were so violent.

[corona]

There's a lot most people don't think about me! Most of it is wrong.

[oaf]

Should I be worried about getting a frying pan to my head in the future?

[glistens]

Only if you do something to deserve it.

[oaf]

... I'll keep that in mind.

But to answer your question, no, because frying pans aren't exactly used as weapons where I'm from.

[glistens]

Sooo... What do people use? It's swords isn't it? I bet it's swords. You seem like a swords guy.

And that's the third time you've said that to me!

[oaf]

You're actually keeping track?

And yeah, yean, I'm a swordsman. Someone give the girl a cookie.

[glistens]

Always the tone of surprise! [ always ripping off lines from movies SOB ] And -- don't be rude. It takes a month to completely recover from a concussion you know.

[oaf]

Are you threatening me? Geez, you really are violent.

[corona]

I was kidnapped and put on a train. You'd be violent too if that was your first experience in the world.

[oaf]

... Please don't tell me you lived inside a building your entire life or something like that.

[glistens]

Of course. [ blink ] I thought you knew.

[oaf]

I knew you were sheltered, but...

Geez, you really are Ryfia's long lost twin, I swear. Though I guess that's just about the only explanation for the way you are.

[glistens]

[ These two could start a Fortune 500 Company with all the tact they've got between them. Rapunzel draws back just a tiny bit at that phrasing. ]

The way I am?

[oaf]

You know, clueless. How many times do you want me to repeat myself?

[Also, immune to his tsun, apparently—]

[corona]

Hm. What's your friend's name? The one I remind you of.