meatdimension | TEST DRIVE MEME

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TEST DRIVE MEME

This game is revving to go, so we're going to start things off with a pre-opening TEST DRIVE MEME. This meme will be open up until the game opens properly, so please keep checking back with it and tag anyone who posts a little later. :)

TO START US OFF....

A. The mundane!

1) > You have discovered a portal to the meat dimension. Congratulations, you're at Chinese Diner Aiya! The rainy day challenge sure is difficult... But maybe this time you can make it.

2) > Every day's great at your Junes! You've run into each other at Junes! Maybe you're buying a Jack Frost Doll, or a magic set. Or maybe you're just getting groceries.

3) > Off to school you go. Class, quizzes, creepy teachers, clubs, and Social Linking ahoy!

4) > So you need some money to buy that Rise doll you saw at Junes, why not get a job? Frustrating co-workers, meeting people you may or may not recognize as customers. Get ready for the usual "I didn't know you worked here!" talk, because it's coming your way.

B. The extraordinary!

1) > You wake up on a mysterious train, and so has the person right next to you. You have no idea what train this is, where it's headed, or how you came to be there, and it seems like neither does your new friend. Why not chat about it?

2) > Your first venture inside the TV World. How does it go? How do you get there? And most importantly, who are you going with?

3) > There are three enemies! But holy shit this is your first fight, how are you going to handle this? Good thing you've got party members to help you out!

THERE ARE UNLIMITED SCENARIO POSSIBILITIES... If you have any other in mind that you want to play out, please go ahead and do so.

Please keep in mind that since this meme is set in the world of Caligo, you may use your threads here as the Caligo-specific samples needed in the app. And most importantly, have fun!!

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[ She was merely eying the menu before looking over to someone who seems more out of place than she does. He only looks out of place due to... yeah, bandages. STILL, she must learn to accommodate let alone acquire vital information about her new surroundings.

For now, she is investigating this Chinese Aiya Diner. ]

Do you happen to have any experience with the rainy day challenge?

Not really, but I heard about it. [About how nobody can finish it, but alas.]

Are you going to take on the challenge?

[ With downcast eyes, she thinks to herself quietly. Her eyes grow sharper as she makes a somewhat pained expression. ]

As much as it is a great opportunity to partake in, I must abstain.

Huh? Why? Are you trying to watch your figure or something...?

[ R-RUDE. ] Ah—that is not the entire case.

It is more a money issue than anything. [ She makes a firm nod more to herself than anyone in the diner. ]

Money issue? I thought it was free if you can eat it all. So if you think you can do it, go ahead. [Ad he'll watch.]

Is that so... [ Now she is contemplating.

If she wins, it is free food.

If she doesn't win, she must pay them money that she doesn't have.

Is she willing to gamble on this and possibly yield to debt?! Her thought process is then interrupted by the grumble of her stomach. Her determination, however, overpowers what embarrassment she had over the sloven noises her bowels are making. ]

I will take this challenge then. [ SHE SHALL NOT YIELD!! For failure is not an option. Her stomach supports her in her great resolve and motivates her to pull through. Without any need of mental preparation, she makes her way to the counter to make the order of a lifetime. ]

[He looks very interested by her resolve because there is no way that this little girl could eat everything... right? RIGHT?! He'll continue to watch... or order a bowl of his own, but definitely not the challenge. He doesn't want to eat to the point of fullness today.]

You're pretty brave. I heard not many people can finish it.

[ She isn't little, fool--okay, compared to you she is, but that is obviously not the point. ]

It shouldn't be impossible... Though many didn't, there must be someone that did. [ And you can tell through the slight glint in her eyes that she will definitely be one of the ones that finish.

She patiently waits for her bowl while sitting up straight on her seat, not even moving for the sake of getting comfortable. Also, if you follow her gaze, you might notice that she's eying the welcoming cat. ]

[He won't order anything yet, but he sits on a stool next to Saber. Since he doesn't have anything to do for now, he follows Saber's gaze at the... welcoming cat. He looks a bit wary at it... HE NEVER LIKED THOSE.]

How much do you eat normally anyway?

[ She thinks it's kind of cute in its own strange way, but her attention easily returns back to Ryouku. ]

When it's necessary, but on average... Three meals a day.

Wow. All three meals, huh?

... [Wait.]

On average? That means you eat a lot more than that... right?

[ Do you feel that slightly suffocating atmosphere, Ryouku? She also strikes him with a cool look though it might not be noticeably with the enmity in the air. ]

I would rather not deprive my body of energy. [ J-JUSTIFYING THINGS. ] Take it as you will.

[Erk. He definitely feels it in the air. He can definitely tell she is unamused. Sob. HE'S BEEN THROUGH THIS. Although he would rather not be beaten up in a restaurant of all places, so... he'll play it cool.]

... If you say so! [And an additional thought of: "this girl is scary." passes through his mind, but he doesn't say it out loud.]

[ Hush, Ryouku, the endless meat bowl is being presented to her in all its glory. Watch as she puts on her game face and quickly breaks apart her chopsticks.

In with a fast swoop, she starts!! Despite the tense air, she isn't snarfing the food down to her throat. Instead, each movement can only express elegance and diligence.

She will take her time with this, basically. Once in a while, she nods to herself after a couple of bites. After her 6th bite in, she takes note of something and addresses it: ]

... Are you not going to order something for yourself?

[He was just so busy staring at Saber eating the food that when she called out to him--]

--Huh? Oh, uh... maybe later when I get hungry.

Hm... [ She eyes him suspiciously as she mindlessly feeds herself. The contents of the bowl is starting to empty out--well at least the top layer.

She takes note that Rin's food tastes better, but she'll keep that to herself. ]

[He resumes staring, but at the bowl this time. She didn't seem to have too much problem with the top layer... or with eating it at all from what he could see, which he takes note of.]

Is it not that good?

Though I haven't eaten Chinese food recently, it's good. [ She's still eating her bowl bit by bit, but makes sure not to hastily talk with her mouth full.

Everything is Western or Japanese... ]

... Very filling. [ Of course, it's a giant bowl!! But okay, she is reaching the meat portion now. ]

... I think that was the point of the challenge.

[Ah, but whatever. He'll order a bowl of ramen or something after he gets one of the cooks' attention.]

... I thought the objective was that more people fail than they, so then the diner profits.

[ She's still eating, man. Powering through here!! She secretly fended off not having breakfast today, so this must compensate for not one, but two meals. ]

Ah, you're finally ordering. [ You seem less suspicious now. ]

[With a short nod, he starts speaking.]

That's true too. But in order to make them fail, you have to make it more filling than your usual serving of food.

Mn, I do prefer meals like this so there is no reason for me to complain. [ Ah... She has broke through half of the meat dimension. Unfortunately after a couple of more minutes of eating, she's starting to find this hard to eat. That doesn't stop her chopsticks from scooping the contents of the bowl into her mouth.

Then she takes a pause, making a hindered expression toward the bowl that seemingly stopped diminishing in volume. This is blasphemy!! She was doing so well in the beginning. ]

[--Oh, there's his bowl of ramen. He carefully takes the bowl and places it in front of him and grabs the chopsticks off to the side. He was about to start eating until he notices her pause.]

You full already?

A - 1; ARE YOU READY?!

oh my god saber you can have his share rejhkrgk

she will gladly take it

good... no wasted food here

EVERYTHING MUST BE USED TO FULL CAPACITY!!

FULL CAPACITY-- and when he realizes she has a bottomless stomach

STOP LYING it isn't a bottomless pit

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i keep failing at this

it's okay i am too

that's because you should sleep more

no i will never sleep more

i will make you

/latches onto

the word win was supposed to be somewhere in there DAMNIT

... I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE so it's okay